Werke Horse Merch There is no doubt about it. Werke Horse has the most incredible selection of merchandise on the planet! Dan Hereford Want something real? Check out our music here. You can also buy our album directly by clicking below: Download the album Privacy Statement Terms and Conditions Werke Horse does not provide access to social media services that engage in censorship, contribute to depression, self-injurious behaviors or sleep disturbances. Do they deserve your support? On the other hand, we love to hear from our fans. If you have a question, comment, or just want to say “hi”, you can use our contact form to get in touch with us! Contact Us Here! Werke Horse does not currently sell band merchandise. The products on our Merch page are fictional and are only shown for entertainment purposes. We just couldn’t resist this opportunity to yank your chain. Did we have you going? Like everything else we do, the decision to refrain from selling band products defies conventional wisdom. It’s also situational, but very rational. Read the article about this subject in our blog for more information.